queenconsuelabananahammock:

2thicc2function:

tahreza:

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

Wtf

(Source: mariatahreza)

guyfierisgaystepdaughter:

itsonlymarlon:

chexgirlfriend:

i lived, bitch

i laughed, bitch

i loved, bïtch

(Source: yoosbox)

dragon-in-a-fez:

theawwesomeeridan:

love-doesnt-discriminate:

I just said “I am Moana from Motunui, you killed my father, prepare to die” and it actually took me a few seconds to realize that’s not right

My name is Inigo Montoya. You will board my boat, sail across the world, and return the heart of Te Fiti.

my name is Moana Montoya, you will board my father, prepare to sail, and die

(Source: rosesaregayy)

no-signs-no-lights:

What’s with this trope of the light haired boy being in love with the dark haired protagonist

The list can go on eternally if I put my heart into it.

Bonus points if the dark haired boy is oblivious, it’s unrequited or they get a tragic ending

rihju:

1. that
   

c3po:

so the whole bottom and top thing is real. i just assumed everybody took turns. i thought we all cared about equality 

lornagonigall:

bitchiknowit:

lohboh:

lornagonigall:

Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

THEY’RE MARIGOLDS.

Good god, I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

I may not know my flowers!…but I know a BITCH when I see one!